Our scientists in the Fitter London lab have been running extensive tests for the last few years and have made a huge breakthrough that will take the health and fitness industry by storm.
We are so confident in the results that we can now put it out as an official statement.
We discovered that when we ran tests on individuals (including both males and females between the ages of 18 - 55) and placed them in a situation where we were trying to advise them on different ways in which they could assist their fat loss goals, achieve great things with their training regime and to lead a healthier, more energetic and happier lifestyle (please know that this advice was only offered to those who requested it as they were not happy with their current physical health/appearance) shockingly 82% of those tested showed strong signs they were suffering from a forever growing condition known as:
"I talk a load of bollocks and can find an excuse for absolutely anything syndrome".
It's shocking I know but the test results prove it. The worst part is that the symptoms of this condition are in most cases unknown to the person with it.
The bad news is that there are as yet no pharmaceutical medicines to counteract this global epidemic.
How to spot if someone has ITALOBACFAEFAAS:
Example:
Someone tells you they are unhappy with their weight and wish to embark on a training and diet protocol to help them lose weight and feel better.
Fitness professional gives advice to then hear:
- I cant possibly cook my own food, I work an 8 hour day like most people and by the time I get home there really is no chance.
- Reduce my alcohol intake? Are you mad, I work in advertising and im always out with clients.
- how can you expect me to get more sleep. By the time I get in and microwave my cottage pie and catch up with my sky plus recordings its gone 11.30.
- lol drink less coffee! that's insane, I get to bed at 11.30 and have to be up at 5.30 for work and you expect me to get by without my caffiene hit.
You get the picture here.
The above is just an example but the point here is that everyone claims they want to make change yet throw every excuse that they have at you as to why those changes are not possible when it comes to the crunch.
Now I am not going to hold anything against these sufferers as all I want to do is help them and rid them of these awful condition before it spreads and takes over the world.
To make change you have to be open to advice and make time to read, learn and trial different methods to discover what works best for you.
If you are 100% happy with how you look, your training, your energy levels and how you feel generally then please crack on with what your doing as it is obviously working great for you.
If on the other hand you are not, then please visit a Fitter London scientist who can help you overcome this awful condition and rid you of it forever.
We are so confident in the results that we can now put it out as an official statement.
We discovered that when we ran tests on individuals (including both males and females between the ages of 18 - 55) and placed them in a situation where we were trying to advise them on different ways in which they could assist their fat loss goals, achieve great things with their training regime and to lead a healthier, more energetic and happier lifestyle (please know that this advice was only offered to those who requested it as they were not happy with their current physical health/appearance) shockingly 82% of those tested showed strong signs they were suffering from a forever growing condition known as:
"I talk a load of bollocks and can find an excuse for absolutely anything syndrome".
It's shocking I know but the test results prove it. The worst part is that the symptoms of this condition are in most cases unknown to the person with it.
The bad news is that there are as yet no pharmaceutical medicines to counteract this global epidemic.
How to spot if someone has ITALOBACFAEFAAS:
Example:
Someone tells you they are unhappy with their weight and wish to embark on a training and diet protocol to help them lose weight and feel better.
Fitness professional gives advice to then hear:
- I cant possibly cook my own food, I work an 8 hour day like most people and by the time I get home there really is no chance.
- Reduce my alcohol intake? Are you mad, I work in advertising and im always out with clients.
- how can you expect me to get more sleep. By the time I get in and microwave my cottage pie and catch up with my sky plus recordings its gone 11.30.
- lol drink less coffee! that's insane, I get to bed at 11.30 and have to be up at 5.30 for work and you expect me to get by without my caffiene hit.
You get the picture here.
The above is just an example but the point here is that everyone claims they want to make change yet throw every excuse that they have at you as to why those changes are not possible when it comes to the crunch.
Now I am not going to hold anything against these sufferers as all I want to do is help them and rid them of these awful condition before it spreads and takes over the world.
To make change you have to be open to advice and make time to read, learn and trial different methods to discover what works best for you.
If you are 100% happy with how you look, your training, your energy levels and how you feel generally then please crack on with what your doing as it is obviously working great for you.
If on the other hand you are not, then please visit a Fitter London scientist who can help you overcome this awful condition and rid you of it forever.
We at Fitter London are not machines, we do not lead boring and bland lifestyles and live off chicken and leaves. We simply believe in a well balanced, structured lifestyle involving smart yet tasty eating habbits, a rewarding training regime and providing ourselves with the rest we deserve.
Don't be afraid of change, change is good.
Have a vision, lay the stepping stones and then tread them one at a time.
Much love, double espressos and full body workout,
Matt Whitmore
this is brilliant....those FL scientists do know what they are talking about ;-)
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